Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

squibdink

A specialized dive where one twists around in the air and dives into the water facing the board. This looks both rediculous and hilarious. Those who can do it are called "squibs".

"Hey Bill do a squibdink dive."
"Hey Squib, you goin to the splash hop?"

He's a complete squibdink.

by tjkenny January 27, 2008

skudding

To throw an egg at a moving car

No way, I just got skudded. Or lets go skudding

by suarayren February 13, 2014

Squiddies

When your boobs are so far apart and saggy they look like squidwards nose

Jaki has some sad AF looking squiddies

by Esa chunti November 11, 2017

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

Chomp on the squiddie

When you intentionally bite down on the lips of a vagina.

Yo did you chomp on the squiddie with that girl last night?

by Shnipe July 23, 2016