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Seriously

A .lazy response of agreement to almost any statement. Takes the place of 'yeah', 'same', or 'mmm'.
Person 1: This lecture totally blows.
Person 2: Serously...

Person 1: Man, I am so hungover.
Person 2: Seriously...
by boppp October 28, 2009
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Seriously Nass

1. A term used to show the udder stupidty of an action
2. Action must be carried out during a time of debauchery or mild to extreme stupidity
3. Influence of drugs or alcohol required
4. Nass, a common Madison term meaning idiot, dervived from the verbial phrase "pulling a Nass"
5. Nass is also refers to an urban campus legend
John's utter stupidty the nite before, caused me to say "seriously nass".

Did you know Steve got arrested carrying one shoe and a cellphone? Ya, he pulled a Nass
by A Cunning Midget May 22, 2007
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Seriously Technical Device

Seriously Technical Device is a slang term for a STD.
"Hey, did hear that Amanda has a Seriously Technical Device."
"Yeah man, she's got some gadgets!"
by Meowwoman March 22, 2009
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Seriously McDonalds

An utterance made in response to someone believing something terrible but obviously false. Derived from the 'Seriously McDonalds' tweet of a fake racist sign on the door of a McDonalds.
Jake: "So my cousin met this chick, and got drunk, and he woke up in a bath tub full of ice missing a kidney!"

Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"

Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"
by Logoi December 11, 2011
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Seriously Dirty Dave

NOUN:

The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.

Verb:

¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.

² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.

Metaphor:

The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.

You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life

and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022
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by arandomdudelol August 30, 2023
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