spud

to defecate into a woman's vagina.

"i heard you can get some nasty hepatitis from spudding"

by beeba February 24, 2005

spud

a fat lazy ditball, a fake quito, someone with a really bad shave. Spuds don't go tanning they go burning. Spuds have a shiny red complexion. Everyone knows a spud is dumb, uncool, ugly and unintelligent, but he (the spud) thinks he is mr. suave.

JDol is such a spud!

by Fozzie Bear July 31, 2008

spud

a fat lazy ditball

look at that spud....she fell asleep with a beefcake in her mouth.

by alexis January 1, 2004

Spud

refers to sexual behavior or attraction between males of the same sex. As a sexual orientation, spudism refers to "having sexual and romantic attraction primarily or exclusively to members of one’s own gender", this is also occassionionally referred to as being a "raging homosexual" or as in the science field as "peterism".

Undoubtedly this has long been considered a blight upon the human population, with many refusing to accept this terminology in common culture.

The word has origins arising out of a small rural area near strabane in Co. Tyrone, Ireland.

Oh my gosh!! That young fellow is displaying quite a few spudish tendencies.

by Daniel Shipley February 11, 2009

spud

a word only understood by few..

adam alessi is such a spud!

by Chicapoo1112 February 2, 2018

Spud

Spud; a phrase commonly used to insult someone younger and less experienced than you, it can also be used to insult yourself. When the phrase spud is used it can be seen as either casual banter or an extreme insult that may cause the recipient to cry or receive traumatic flashbacks. Spud is an all rounder insult, it can be used to say someone is inexperienced or annoying. When referring to yourself as a spud it can mean you feel or have done something stupid or did an act of cringiness.

Synonyms are: noob, fuck head, stupid, cringy, annoying, rookie, uncultured

"You look like such a spud with that hat on."

"I felt like such a spud the other day when I played mine craft."

"Ugh, I'm such a spud. I got a D on my math test"

"John, you're such a spud at fortnite."

by Milfredodoeswords June 22, 2018

spud

A name for a stoned bloke, typically a unit. occurs by suffering immense brain damage from significant consumption of alcohol and drugs and achieving a half vegetable state.

See also; fried cunt, aussie legend

person 1: Oi old mate Jerry got fried on the weekend, he snorted so much shit that he's been hospitalised
Person 2: What a fucking Spud cunt

by avinabeer December 10, 2018