Spoo

Spoo is when you have it coming out both ends so combining the two bodily functions gives you a combination of Spew and Poo.

It has caused the downfall of many good arses since the first known official diagnosed incident involving a 32 year old Melbourne man after drinking beer for four days straight and eating just beef jerky.

I won’t be at work Monday boss as I have a shocking case of Spoo and can’t move.

by The g machine November 06, 2019

Spoo

Someone who is being particularly annoying can be referred to as a spoo. The people who are most likely to be spoo's are people with the name, Robert.

Lois:"ugh, that Robert is such a spoo"

by Your Nan is a Pan August 19, 2017

Spoo

It’s basically when someone nuts in your butthole, then after you take a laxative so you shit out a mix of poop and cum

“I heard maddox is a fan of spoo! crazy right?”

“me personally I don’t know how I feel about that.”

by the sprockets December 03, 2023

Spoos

When a friend wants to say "spoils", but does a small cute mistake.

Gluten free bread always spoos way too quick

by Seifedev March 17, 2024

Spoo

Shortened cutsie nickname for "Standard Poodle" breed of dog.

I saw the neighbor walking down the street with all 3 of her Spoos.

by LJSJJS2023 May 31, 2023

Spoos

A flavour of noodles. Tastes like spoos and chicago.

"Wow I love spoos noodles, it tastes like the word!"

by Noodles enthusiast June 22, 2021

Spoo

Residue left behind from anal sex.
A combination of spunk and poo

Damn bro I stabbed her in the choccy starfish and she dripped spoo on my duvet

by Ryleen the dream June 18, 2023