spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.

huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance

by 65654 December 8, 2004

spontaneous nut

When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.

I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants

by DatNutLife October 2, 2017

spontaneous carolling

The name for the common action of suddenly beginning to sing Christmas songs, no matter what season. Can include humming or whistling.

I'm known for my random outbursts of spontaneous carolling.

by helloitstess January 24, 2011

Spontaneous Moosination

The conglomeration of multiple lower level organisms to form a higher level organism. Most commonly used to describe the succession of mouse to moose.

"Spontaneous Moosination"

Several Mouse form a group of Mice.

Several Mice form a group of Meese

Several Meese form a Moose

by Physiology sucks November 29, 2011

Spontaneous Liquidation

When a person, place or thing, unexpectedly dissolves into a puddle of liquid. Sometimes bursting like a water balloon or melting into a puddle, most likely killing them. Direct opposite of spontaneous combustion.

In the first X-men movie, the character Senator Kelly died by Spontaneous Liquidation.
Or
I was watching two men climb down a ladder when suddenly the first man ignited in spontaneous combustion, luckily at the same time the man man burst in spontaneous liquidation, putting the flames out.

by BFew November 27, 2010

spontaneous gingerness

when you wake up one day and suddenly, you're ginger!

*guy passes out from being drunk and wakes up the next morning*

Guy: Dude, i'm ginger now! Whats going on?

Girl: You've suffered a spot of spontaneous gingerness..

by Leasperx March 10, 2010

Spontaneous Recall

Any past event recalled about a specific situation with no influence about the event. .

My friend and I were walking to the store and I all of the sudden had spontaneous recall about the time we lost our car at the super cross event.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018