Sponge

A super straight male

You are a sponge.

by DavidSebastion420 December 9, 2021

Sponge

When someone does not have an opinion of their own, and just gobbles up information without critical thought.

Valentina is such a sponge, she just believes everything she hears.

by Gregor the amazing warlord November 25, 2020

spong

sponge but dapper

"ayo hand me that spong I need to soak up this bacon grease"

by swag22056 October 15, 2020

Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

Sponge

A person that sucks up to a teacher or try's to be the teachers pet.

Omg she gives the teacher a hug everyday, she's such a sponge.

by chippy no no May 7, 2017

Sponge

The sexual act of spitting on another's genitals for foreplay rather than lubrication.

I love sleeping with Yasmin, I just wish she didn't try to sponge me each time.

by Wardeeee July 30, 2017

Sponge

Bob

Sponge Bob Squarepants

by Im 6 foot high July 4, 2020