split and spit

Porn term, the act of split the ass-cheeks and spiting on the bunghole to pre-lube for some hard anal loving.

by Moustache November 8, 2003

god's spit

rain

God's spit is heavier than usual today.
Seems like god's spitting on us again.
God spat just a while ago.

by ordinarycatfish October 30, 2010

Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012

Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

split dick syndrome blood cock

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

by Xyanp October 14, 2019

Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..

1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup

by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019

Slut's spit

A comparison for things that you would never put in your mouth.

I am not putting that in my mouth, that's like slut's spit!

by Kurst Cobain & GRIZZLY May 23, 2018