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splashguard

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.
Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.
by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009
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splatfest

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
by binky bojangles May 31, 2016
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Splash

To splash someone, is uk street slang to stab someone with a knife.

The idea of the splash is to symbolise the blood going everywhere

This is mostly used in uk trap music
Lyric example:

"that boy got splashed up, I'm surprised that boy is not dead
The knife went through, the Knife went through his head... And everything was all red"

- made up example of a typical UK trap lyric
by UK_lingo July 21, 2017
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Splash and go

Taking a very fast #2, as a means to avoid embarresment.
Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
by DoraII February 26, 2010
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Matt Splat

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.
by matt311311 May 6, 2009
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Splat Cave

a room in one's home primarily dedicated to viewing pornographic material; can also be defined at the container or area where one's pornographic materials are stored
My wife was cleaning out the closet this weekend and found my splat cave. I'm not getting laid for a week!
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Splash log

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.
I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.
by Quick nick September 19, 2013
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