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My life is shitty
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spifty

something that is so wickedly awesomely amazingly cool to the 100th power that it can not be described be either spiffy or nifty alone.
Pandy's P!ATD hoodie is insanely spifty.
by peterick_x_core January 4, 2007
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Shitty Roommate

Shitty Roommate

The shitty Roommate is a male/female who brings utter disgrace to the living quarters and should be avoided at all costs. He/she encompass the characteristics and personality traits that fully display their lack of integrity as a citizen of society. Shitty roommates generally:

(1) do not clean their dishes (sometimes no dish cleaning for months)
(2) has a messy room
(3) Do not take out the trash
(4) Do not clean up after themselves.
(5) Makes excuses for his/her irresponsibility and failings
(6) Exaggerate their excuses
(7) Insist that they are extremely busy as an excuse to not be responsible for their mess.

The archetypal shitty roommate will insist that they are Always busy. Yet he/she will stay up countless hours (10+hrs) playing videos games or watching netflix as opposed to spending 20 minutes to clean their horrendous pile of dishes, take out the trash, and/or other responsibilities. At the end of the day the shitty roommate is an irresponsible humiliation to society.
Shitty Roommate: “Dude, I just got Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic! I’m gonna be playin that shit all night, cuz I’m a nerd! LOL”

Responsible Roommate: “Hey man, I just wanted to let you know that it is actually hazardous to your health to not clean your dishes.”

Shitty Roommate: “Dude, I’m busy. I don’t have time to do the dishes.”

Responsible Roommate: “Oh is that so? Well, I just wanted to bring it up because the dishes haven’t been done in a month.”

Shitty Roommate: “Stop trippin! I’m freakin busy dude! I got 3 papers to write.”

Responsible Roommate: “Are you really that busy, man? Two days ago you stayed up playing Mass Effect for 10 hours. Yesterday you watched Netflix all night. With all due respect, I think it’s only reasonable that you to take a simple 20 minutes of your life to clean your dishes.”

Shitty Roommate: “Dude when you have to write 5 papers then you’ll know what’s it’s like to be busy.”

Responsible Roommate: “First you told me you had to write 3 papers. Now you’re saying you have to write 5 papers? Ya know, I’m a full time college student too, and I also work practically full time. I wrote 2 papers this week in between working 35 hours for the week. The bottom line is that you’re a shitty roommate. Be a Jedi knight and do those dishes!”
by ShutDownSarcasticAssholes August 13, 2012
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Spittin’ Gorilla Fire

Spittin’ Gorilla Fire
Meaning when a rapper goes extremely hard in the studio spitting their rap lyrics.
When a rap Artist puts their mind in a gorilla-mode Spitting straight fire.
Person: That new Rapper is

SpittinGorilla Fire on his new song.
by MillYentei DYSlick January 24, 2021
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Shitty Satire

Offensive Words Or Statements Said Just To Be Said. They Are Said With No Intent To Be Funny, Comedic Or Have Humor Involved. Shitty Satire Is Mostly Used With No Context, Meaning, Considered Socially Unexpectable And Highly Offensive To Most People. Not To Be Confused With Terms Such As "Jokes", "Dark Humor" Or "Offensive Humor" Where They Need A Punchline Or Where It Is Meant To Be Funny.
"The Reason I Said Those Offensive Things Was For Shitty Satire. I Didn't Mean It At All."
by MacKRacKGacK February 25, 2023
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shitty wok

proper spelling of city wok from south park, run by the pugnatious owner, and only chinamen in south park
herro wercome to shitty wok, herpa taka orda prease

oh yeah can i get the ummmm... the ummmmm...

you want a da shitty chicken, da shitty beef, shitty shrimp, how about da shitty pork, very good.
by teabagger shitness January 16, 2009
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Shitty Jack

Guy 1: "That guy's been in the stall for 20 minutes!"
Guy 2: "He must be getting a Shitty Jack."
by boosac May 21, 2020
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