YouTube Spanner

Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.

Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner

by JEWROFOSHO October 18, 2008

Spanner Rash

"Spanner rash" is a UK term given to the cuts, bruises, blisters and other wounds you can get from working on the insides of a car, (a spanner is an English word for a wrench).

A mechanic would usually get spanner rash.

Changing the exhaust gave me terrible spanner rash.

by Ultim@te ED February 27, 2008

Spanner

To give someone a blowjob.

I gave Dorris M a blowjob.

by hihe April 7, 2003

cock spanner

A person that uses their genitals as a source of income!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!

That Ron Jeremy (the famous pornstar) is a real Cock spanner!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

Spanner

A Spanner Is A Person Who Has A Very Wide Penis Which Is Also Very Short Basically It Is A Choad

see that boy over there i bet he has a spanner

haha probably

by JBOBW04 November 8, 2016

Scran Spanner

Anything that is used to consume one's scran (food). Examples would be: Fork, Knife, Spoon, Chop Sticks

Yo, mate could you pass me a 'Scran Spanner' for my pasta.

by scran'o'clock January 31, 2021

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017