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Space Docking

Where a subject poo's into a condom and freezes it. After about 24 hours or so it is taken from the freezer and the condom removed. Then with a little lube it is used as a sex impliment until the warm juices all melt together and the poo regains its normal runny state.
Oi Ho!!! how much for a night of space docking?

£200!!!

Deal! Give me time to fetch the goods from the freezer!
by Smeaves! October 27, 2010
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Space Docking

When two reluctant and kinky boys head to a remote area of a room to engage in rampantly and furiously placing the head of both of their flaccid and unused penises in a siamese conjoined adopted babies manner to have one male stretch his foreskin over the others to create a Jamestown ship to dock analogy. Both boys will giggle and be more excited than Tony the Tiger and erupt with massive loads of semen flavored cum.
While Ezekiel's dad goes to work, he invites his cuddly homo sapien-like boytoy Mario to come over and migrate to an open corner of the room to engage in Space Docking. Mario's excessive foreskin, due to the fact he was born with Crohn's disease and two Urethra's, is always used to create the boat in dock motion that makes Ezekiel keep coming back for more. Mario is also an illegal immigrant and an Auschwitz survivor.
by Mid Atlantic Space Docker December 16, 2008
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space docking

This is a variation of the standard practice for more experienced partners. It's where you freeze a shit so it becomes extremely solid and then proceed to use it as a dildo on the female partner.
I took such a firm shit that i decided i just had to freeze it for later space docking use.
by Johnny Holmes July 8, 2007
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Space Docket

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it and then using it as a little (or large depending on prior food consumption) butt dildo to supplement masturbation.
Jeez, the missus is out of town this weekend. Might treat myself to a ride on the old space docket!
by Disastrous42 November 25, 2019
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space docking

When one man inserts his penis into the penis of another man and slides the skin up over to cover both penises.
I walked in on my dad and uncle space docking!
by stop asking for a username January 11, 2009
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Also someone with a limited grasp on reality
by surfergrl December 24, 2004
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russian space docking

its when the mans puts his butts on the womans vaginzer and poops real hards and the womans vaginizer is bloody. the man sez 'wheres my fema trailer?'. this is russian space docking.
i once been putting my ass up near the womans special parts. it was real wet. i ates alot of salad. at this moment i realized we be russian space docking cuz she was also at that time of the month and i wasnt waitin' to take a big dump in her parts. mmm. it felt good that day.
by shizzyt July 24, 2008
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