soggy ball

A soggy ball is a large wad of toilet paper that has been drenched in water and is either thrown at someone or dropped from a high vantage point such as a 3rd floor bathroom window onto someone

My friends and I were playing outside when my dad started dropping soggy balls on us

by smackrabbits January 23, 2023

Soggy Doggy

When you're hitting it from behind and she squirts on your pubes, so that you have to shake it off like a wet dog.

I fucked her so hard that she gave me a Soggy Doggy

by WeLoveDavidBrook May 31, 2018

Soggy Corndog

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.

I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.

by SergejB July 16, 2018

Soggy Basketball

A perfect word to describe someone you highly dislike in the most childish way possible.

Miles: oh boy! I sure love scrolling through Reddit!

Michael: shut the fuck up you Soggy Basketball

by michaelthewest April 5, 2021

soggy shake

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.

I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.

by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008

soggy cannoli

When you cream pie a Italian chick

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli

by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013

Soggy Socket

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.

Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!

by RDaly05 April 26, 2011