Bathroom surgery

Cutting yourself in the bathroom.

"She performed bathroom surgery to ease the mental pain."

"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery / You said you were just cooling down / ... / I've never seen arms like yours / I've never seen scars like yours." — Alkaline Trio

by muirne December 17, 2017

snugger fish

someone who lingers around and thinks they are part of a group but yet have no association and are willing to lie about their characteristics to fit in.... hence someone who snuggers people in the group and pisses them off!!!

a group eating dinner at the dinning center

Person 1: "dude i haven't got laid since winter break."

Snugger Fish: "Yeah me too. its been awhile."

Person 1: "Dude snugger fish you told us you have never been laid before?!"

Snugger Fish: "Oh no I had a girlfriend last year."

Person 1: "No, you were drunk and told us that you were a virgin!!!"

by redfox19 February 1, 2010

Snurgepifter

The art of sniffing ladies bicycle seats.

she entered the works bicycle shed to catch John sniffing her bycicle seat. The dirty snurgepifter.

by Tagnut July 30, 2016

surgerize

To perform surgery. Verb.

When her knees repeatedly buckled, she was surgerized.

by Surgerize May 4, 2018

Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

breast enlargement surgery

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!

My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.

by El Diablo de 1 October 23, 2013

snurgary

A place of solitude where a gent my enjoy the scent of his soiled lingerie collection (some may be stolen)

Erm, I can,t make this evening, I have an appointment at the snurgary

by bathgirl July 27, 2010