SMYOAALTS

"Spare Me Your Obnoxious Abbreviations And Learn To Spell."

Sarcastic internet shorthand originated in Lore Brand Comics - "OMG LOL."

A blowoff to people who refuse to even attempt to type properly.

"Dear Reader: SMYOAALTS. --Lore"

by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006

Dude, Where's my Car?

a question that you ask after a long night of partying and/or smoking some ciga-weed

SWS: Dude, where's my car?

AK: I don't know dude.

by johnashmore January 24, 2010

like it's my job

to do something excessively, repeatedly, or to an extent that it becomes one's trademark

alyssa is such an alcoholic. she drinks likes it's her job.

by shut up die March 24, 2004

smyga

The swedish Definition for when a person is walking extremly slow to make sure that a leprechaun doesn't steal the individuals gold.

-Bro, why you walking so slow??
-I have to smyga because i have savesd this gold for centuries and i ain't gon' let a leprechaun steal it

by Zinxy Beast April 12, 2017

Smyrled

When you are showering in a public place and a guy sits on the floor in only a towel waiting on you.

I was at the YMCA yesterday and got smyrled by a hairy guy with a mole on his back.

by Diaper Gravy October 22, 2018

smyna

A girl who is very unique just like her name.
She is loyal,caring,beautiful what not she is everything that defines the word perfect.
She is independent but longs for a constant support and is always afraid of people leaving her even after promising that they would stay.
She is adorable just the way she is.One will defenitely fall short of words in praising her.
She is brighter than the moon,prettier than the night sky and her smile is something beyond praise and admiration.
Indeed its a blessing to have a girl like smyna in your life.

You have the prettiest smile smyna.

by 07moon April 28, 2023

smyfq

"So mad, you fucking queer."

1: "Oh no, is little Johnathan mad? SMYFQ."
2: "What?"
3: "SMYFQ."

by 1rexie August 3, 2023