A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing
'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
by Jena :D March 28, 2007
by cheezestix October 31, 2006
A person with smelly armpits reminiscent of the acrid odor of onions. As in, a person who smells as if he/she were illegally transporting onions in their armpits.
Man, I was gagging the whole way home from work. I got stuck sitting next to an onion smuggler on the bus.
by Peter Doubt September 15, 2007
Man 1: Did you see the game last night.
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
Man 2: Yea their QBs a COC!!!
Wife: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Man 2: Hes a Corn Smuggler!
by SkookLyn February 29, 2012
1.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.
2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.
"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"
by Crabex February 23, 2009
by Conway1014 October 28, 2015
After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008