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Hot tub smorgasbord 

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!

snorgasbord 

A collection of animals so cute that you feel obligated to serially snorgle them from left to right and back again, sampling each one much as you might do with a smorgasbord / buffet.
*huffs a collection of hamsters, budgies and iguanas* Ahhh! So cute! Jane, come snorgle this snorgasbord!
snorgasbord by PoultrySnorgler September 18, 2017

smorgasmorcupile

She came from Mars, and identified as a smorgasmorcupile
smorgasmorcupile by Institches March 22, 2020