smarr

Engrish derivative of the word "small", to be followed by "nap": i.e., "I'm going to take a small nap." When used alone, depending on the context, can mean either "nap", "napping", or "tired".

I need to smarr.

I'm smarr.

Alexa is smarr on the couch.

by scarvenrot August 6, 2012

smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.

Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.

by Footnotes editor March 19, 2006

Sarry

a modern name for a playboy.
some one who is very flirtacious.

Bruv you see that guy, so Sarry man, always with a girl in his arm

by cutieepiexx May 24, 2011

starry night

Shot containing 1/2 jagermeister and 1/2 goldschlager poured into same shot glass. Resembles a starry night sky.

I was so fucked on starry nights that i peed on my computer when i got home last night.

by mc muffman February 18, 2009

smartyr

a person persecuted for their superior intelligence

His intellect made most people uncomfortable so he lived alone - shunned as a smartyr.

by capsaxcat August 16, 2014

Starry Night

When a male is having sex with a woman, he pretends to ejaculate onto a woman's back but instead discretely breaks open a glow stick and drops some of that liquid onto her back to simulate the ejaculation. The man instructs the woman to look at her back in the mirror, where she will see the the "starry night" he appears to have created on her back.

Man: "Look, baby, it's a starry night out" ::points to mirror::

Partner: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Electric Sex Pants September 7, 2011

smarmy

Similar to slimey, but with an air of innocence and similar to kiss-ass, but with out the obviousness. Typically, a male, who gives brief but strong focussed attention to a number of females, often in the work-place, that is drippingly sweet, but carries the occasional lame sexual innuendo that is immediately retracted by a childlike expression. A man, usually a co-worker, or person in contact with large group of female potentials, with puppy-dog eyes, offering an insincere concern and easy compliments, who has (not-so-)hidden agenda accompanyiing his actions and conversation. Easy to discern for the experienced or for those who trust their intuition. Preys most easily on young and vulnerable. Is not harmful, but had own best interests at heart, which usually involve sex, or in the very least, creating self-directed admiration.

"I heard that the new supervisor from the new store is real smarmy."
"yeah, I met him, he's really 'nice' n' all, but yeah, he will smile and give you a little fake charm and feel you out to see how far he can take his comments and then he'll whimper that you don't like him or sing that you are the best and he'd do anything for you, all you need do is ask. I can't stand it when he comes around, attention seeking, because I look like I'm being rude, but he is so smarmy it repels me."
"I knew a smarmy guy once, ewww.. all my friends couldn't stand him either and the guys all thought he was a bit of a nerd, but they didn't really understand that he was smarmy."
"I had to explain smarmy to my ex-boyfriend, one night, after he introduced me to his co-worker who kept asking me personal, leading questions, hoping to create a trust and then find a loop-hole in my faithfulness to my guy."

by Jane R. December 16, 2004