Snoogle

A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.

-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----

"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."

*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*

"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."

-----"Oh, awesome!"-----

by Lunchboxdeluxe September 20, 2013

Scoogley

Outrageous

Damn that bitches ass is scoogley! or 'Dude!, that ollie flip was frickin' scoogley,

by shawndeezy December 29, 2008

Swoogled

To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.

I bought this bag of chips but it turned out to be my grandma Margaret! Man I got swoogled so hard.

by T33m0 July 13, 2018

Smoogle

I suck her toes and fuck her pussy

Hey Janice wanna smoogle?

by Kisserkiller September 5, 2019

smoogleborf

Connor you are pulling a straw man. Just accept that egad is a real word

You’re a smoogleborf.

by Lol Connor get Pranked September 18, 2022

Snoogle Snazz

While an individual and their partner are lying on the couch, bed, floor, etc., and while chatting, watching TV, or any similar casual activity one or both fall asleep.

Megan and I were watching TV the other day and had a nice little snoogle snazz.

by NinjabbaTheHutt October 13, 2022

sloogie

1. What one would swallow after an STD infected man's ejaculation.

2. Really thick, slimy semen.

Ed gave off a huge sloogie, I almost choked.

by Zhyre December 26, 2007