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Skullfuck

In the context of playing the game Skull, to heavily entice, bait, or bamboozle another player into flipping your skull (especially when they are on the verge of getting a point), thus screwing them over, or otherwise fucking them.
I was about to win the daily game of skull until I got skullfucked and lost my last flower.
by PlatypusKarl March 25, 2024
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DarkTurtle Skullfuck

The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull. However, it includes using turtle elixir skills to fuck.
"Watch while I DarkTurtle skullfuck you.'
by xdtx August 25, 2009
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Caribbean Skullfuck

It’s when a man cuts across another persons jaw line then inserts his penis in the cut and fucks it till then receiver is dead
If u mess with the wrong crew, they might give u a nasty caribbean Caribbean skullfuck
by YungSkullfuck69 March 20, 2019
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HR-skullfuddery

A unique collective skill found in inept Human Resources departments best describe as "Excellent at mismatching talent to the available job and or task open" , thereby seriously reducing the company's chances of success even more than thought possible by senior management, staff and job candidates alike.
Tina was expert in HR-skullfuddery, effortlessly matching talent to "going nowhere jobs', thus able to exorcise 'career climbers' out the company at lowest cost, when they pose a threat to upper management, with a single stroke of the pen.
by yggiuqs December 8, 2020
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Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 27, 2017
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