Sacramento Skeeball

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.

I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!

by Nykker2000 October 14, 2007

Skee Yee

Stereotypical redneck exclamation. It's the "hell yeah" for country folk

"I just caught me the biggest deer y'all have ever seen"
"skee yee boy! Kick her down one time"

by skeeyeeboi February 7, 2017

Zeedep-skee

A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.

When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.

by Fergrim May 30, 2004

SKEE SKEE

Sperm. stuff that comes out of yo dick. nut juice. pimp juice

Den i Skee It All In Her Throat, den a nigga had to go
-Ying Yang Twins

by Ryan(Tha_Prophet) January 2, 2005

shneeds

A replacement for the word need that makes your sentence shorter

Sean: Yo, Jordan you gotta taste this trash ass smoothie
Jordan: I don shneeds
Or
*saily shows Julie some gum
Saily: you shneeds?

by Saucy_Slave May 22, 2020

Shneef

The white powder or Colombian bambam that will keep you going on a bender where you drink about 3 gallons of liquor, fuck 10 whores and get a tattoo that says mom

Hit me with the shneef sling boys

by ryanog August 3, 2020

SHNEET

A portmanteau of the words Shut-in and NEET. A person who does not leave their house and is neither attending an educational course nor employed.

Wow, Tim is such a SHNEET, how embarrassing is that?

by KittyCatCrunchie January 26, 2022