by The buttress of Windsor February 06, 2022
A male sexual manoeuvre that involves defacating before the encounter and skipping the wipe, then proceeding to mount one's partner in "la cubana" fashion (more commonly known as "titty fucking"). The after-effects of such a manouevre tend to leave your mark, in this case the Boston skid mark.
Oh bra everything was going so nice until she started pushing for a Boston skid mark. I had to bail.
by todasky January 09, 2009
When an individual gets head with a poopy butt, preferably on white bedsheets. When you finish inspect the skid mark your partner left on the bed.
by PTU LEGEND July 27, 2023
When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.
What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.
by filmconneseaur December 04, 2008
a prank where you tie someone to their mattress when they are sleeping and move it outside then tie it to a car and take off
by fuddie duddie August 08, 2009
A game that is played by two or more persons, usually via bbm. The game is initiated by one person who takes a dump and leaves an extraordinary skid-mark. He then photographs the skid and sends it to a friend thus challenging him. They must respond with their own skid within a week.
by droxide February 09, 2011
Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.
1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
by Savage20 October 06, 2021