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by cutecurtainbangs:) April 09, 2022
by Tbrambo September 28, 2014
1. For a friendly, considerate, and well-meaning person this can be a great period where one learns a lot about him/herself and life in general. For example, one can learn a lot about going out, meeting new people, and making new friendships that can help her/him in the social marketplace.
2. If one lacks common-sense social skills and/or basic social etiquette it can be a lonely, lonely sausage fest for guys or a trip down Get-Your-Ass-Used-Avenue for girls. Lacking these social skills include: being a douchebag by not bringing one's own liquor to a party or by not letting one's date/new friend talk because s/he is too busy talking about the most boring shit in the world or about her/himself non-stop. Basically, being SINGLE for this person means they better social skill UP. There's a REASON why s/he is single!!!!
3. A time that is desperately needed for serial daters because they need to find out who the f*ck they are and what/who they really want in life.
2. If one lacks common-sense social skills and/or basic social etiquette it can be a lonely, lonely sausage fest for guys or a trip down Get-Your-Ass-Used-Avenue for girls. Lacking these social skills include: being a douchebag by not bringing one's own liquor to a party or by not letting one's date/new friend talk because s/he is too busy talking about the most boring shit in the world or about her/himself non-stop. Basically, being SINGLE for this person means they better social skill UP. There's a REASON why s/he is single!!!!
3. A time that is desperately needed for serial daters because they need to find out who the f*ck they are and what/who they really want in life.
1. I'm so envious of Malik. He's so happy being single and he's really finding out a lot about himself.
2. No wonder Apple is single. She doesn't know shit about guys or how the dating game works. Poor girl, she keeps meetin douchy assholes that just use her for sex :(
3. That boy seriously needs some single time. All he does is date one girl after another and you can tell he's just dependent on them for emotional support! Wut a weak ass bich!
2. No wonder Apple is single. She doesn't know shit about guys or how the dating game works. Poor girl, she keeps meetin douchy assholes that just use her for sex :(
3. That boy seriously needs some single time. All he does is date one girl after another and you can tell he's just dependent on them for emotional support! Wut a weak ass bich!
by hoopladoopla December 28, 2010
The act of implying that you have a significant other, but refusing to fully commit to being in a relationship by saying you are taken. Also used to confuse people who are very drunk into thinking you are available for drunk-sex when your significant other is standing near or is in the same room.
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I'm not-single, so...."
"....Alright, so wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I'm not-single, so...."
"....Alright, so wanna go back to my place?"
by dajanra April 09, 2008
Boy: Ey girl, what are you doing out of the kitchen?
Girl: STFU asshole!! This is why you are single!
Girl: STFU asshole!! This is why you are single!
by kurrukukuxi November 05, 2011
by PachelkapfeoftheLosers November 09, 2019
the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.
One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.
by N00berson McGee January 06, 2011