The term was coined when that great Antarctic explorer, Iyam Colderenhel, was on a solo expedition to find the South Pole. Iyam had a penchant for hot seal blubber, and would often consume it at night to chase away the evening chill. It ended up being his doom. One night, while cooking an especially large batch for himself and his sled dogs, he slipped on some ice and spilled the boiling blubber on to his face and chest. It burned away his epidermis, but he actually ended up freezing to death. He managed to write a few words in his journal before he died: "I'm shivering! I'm sizzling! SHIZZLE! SHIZZLE!"
The man was dismayed when the molten lava fried off his arm, but it didn't matter much as someone poured a bucket of liquid nitrogen over his head. He was *shizzled*.
by Kroltan Fukrboy April 22, 2005
Get the shizzlemug. by ***** July 8, 2003
Get the shizzlemug. Me: hi mom i’m Home.
Mom: do I smell smoke?
Me: no.
Drop your homework in the trash
Mom: are you pulling a shizzle
Mom: do I smell smoke?
Me: no.
Drop your homework in the trash
Mom: are you pulling a shizzle
by Jorman Thode jr May 1, 2019
Get the Shizzlemug. by Katerin31 January 13, 2010
Get the Shizzlemug. by NatashaMelissa April 21, 2011
Get the Shizzlemug. The moment where you are absolutely flabbergasted. It can also be used as an insult which has no exact meaning.
by Shalluhad July 11, 2017
Get the Shizzlemug. by Mikey July 16, 2003
Get the shizzlemug.