shizzle

The term was coined when that great Antarctic explorer, Iyam Colderenhel, was on a solo expedition to find the South Pole. Iyam had a penchant for hot seal blubber, and would often consume it at night to chase away the evening chill. It ended up being his doom. One night, while cooking an especially large batch for himself and his sled dogs, he slipped on some ice and spilled the boiling blubber on to his face and chest. It burned away his epidermis, but he actually ended up freezing to death. He managed to write a few words in his journal before he died: "I'm shivering! I'm sizzling! SHIZZLE! SHIZZLE!"

The man was dismayed when the molten lava fried off his arm, but it didn't matter much as someone poured a bucket of liquid nitrogen over his head. He was *shizzled*.

by Kroltan Fukrboy April 23, 2005

shizzle

fo sho...or also used to say shit

that ass is bangin
"fo shizzle"
oh shizzle my nizzle

by ***** July 08, 2003

Shizzle

It means the same as shiz and shit and it is used when you don't want to swear.

Oh SHIZZLE! (Whilst playing a video game)

by NatashaMelissa April 03, 2011

Shizzle

A word expressing amazement. Used as a substitute for the word "shit".

Steve: "Did you hear Joe got arrested?"

Chris: "Shizzle! Are you for real?"

by Katerin31 January 13, 2010

Shizzle

The moment where you are absolutely flabbergasted. It can also be used as an insult which has no exact meaning.

Oh shizzles!

You're a mean shizzle.

by Shalluhad July 11, 2017

Shizzle

When you walk into your house pull out your litter and burn your three hours of homework

Me: hi mom i’m Home.
Mom: do I smell smoke?
Me: no.
Drop your homework in the trash
Mom: are you pulling a shizzle

by Jorman Thode jr May 01, 2019

shizzle

(Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) to relieve oneself of pent up liquids within the body

geez mate i drank too much.....hang here guys, i need to go shizzle

by Mikey July 17, 2003