shit dick

1) Someone (Usually gay) who has anal intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their penis.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.

1) Those two guys are total shitdicks.
2) That guy's listening to 50 Cent!? Jesus, what a shitdick!

by Redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005

shit-dicking

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked

"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

by the guy who beat up your roomy March 9, 2010

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.

Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

by SerbShooter November 19, 2007

shitting dicks

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

Shit-Dick

One who has shit on his dick. Well, on this term, it's where if you had anal with a female and she literally took a shit on your dick. Pretty straight forward. Yet, it's an insult to be commonly used.

"Shut the fuck up, shit-dick!"

by Blast Motherfucking Radious April 7, 2015

Shit Dick

When a guy gives a girl (Or guy if gay) anal sex and gets poop on thier dick.

Becky : Omg. Anna did you get anal by Tom?
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM

by DEATH BY POTATO January 6, 2015