Flag the ship

When a man has sex with a woman who is pregnant with another man's baby.

1. If you try to flag the ship, I'll fucking break your ass.

2. Baby, don't tell me you let someone flag the ship!

by viatheinternets April 16, 2009

The Relation Ship

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship

Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.

by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011

Shibuied

adj. To get annihilated beyond the realm of good sense. To use large quantities of drugs and/or alcohol in a dedicated effort to black the fuck out.

Jesus Fuzz, you look like shit. You were definitely shibuied last night.

Mori, you just puked all over the fucking deck, you shibuied motherfucker!

by Ron Jeremy's Half Brother August 2, 2010

The Shijun Rub

Noun: the act of taking another person's towel unknowingly and rubbing it against the genitals

don't leave your towel in public bath houses, someone might do The Shijun Rub.

by Stevoi January 1, 2012

roll of the ship

A naval term used as an excuse by somebody who stumbles into the back of another person, often when the penis of the stumbler is in a somewhat turgid state. The stumbler is blaming the way the ship is rolling about in what is probably a heavy sea.

The usual response to that involves a roll of lino. That is a comparison with a roll of linoleum floor covering, i.e. something hard, thick and long. That may be a warning to not do it again, or a thinly veiled invitation to do it again, only more deliberately. Nobody knows which is which until they respond in the wrong way.

Jim Lad: "What the fuck was that???"

Nobby: "Sorry, roll of the ship"

Jim Lad: "Felt more like a roll of lino"

Nobby: "Oh, interested?"

Jim Lad: "Go and fuck yourself"

by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010

shipfu

The combination of ship (mostly warship) and waifu (Japanese pronounciation of "wife" in English), the latter was mostly used to refer anime girls (2D girls). Use affectionately or jokingly by users to address their (mostly) virtual warships in online games or media.

As the ship is usually referred to as a female, plus the online card game Kantai Collection (KanColle for short) turned the warships into cute girls (moe anthropomorphism) donned with warship equipment to fight against the enemy, many players use shipfu to make a slight difference between a 2D shipgirl (known as KanMusu) and a 2D anime girl.

Also, the word shipfu could also refer to virtual ship without any anthropomorphism in some online naval battle game like World of Warships, though this action often leads to discrimination by some players who did not want their ships to be turned into girl or to be femininization in that way.

A: Why did someone call warships shipfu?
B: Because they love their ships, they want their ships to be cute girls, they want to marry their ships. You can do it in Kantai Collection.

by the crazy tanker June 28, 2017

I ship it

when you imagine two people being good together in a relation(ship)

man hailey and dakota would be so cute, ye i ship it

by mainstreamaf July 7, 2015