A friend that bails on plans.
A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.
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(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.
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Yung Jakes' datamosh (on youtube) lyrics:
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look what i can do with this picture from google
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im with 2 bitches. now im not."
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