Sargeant Sweatpants

This is a person who puts sweatpants on his head so that he can help captain digiorno cook some pizza.The sweatpants protect the pizza from any hair. It is also known for sargeant sweatpants to act like an eagle and make motor noises while on a voyage. All in all a sargeant sweatpants is a best friend of captain digiorno.

Preheat that oven to 400 degrees sargeant sweatpants so we can cook that frozen pizza.

by Sargeant Sweatpants August 7, 2009

sweatpants couple

A pair of people who have been dating so long that they no longer care how they look, and therefore wear sweatpants everywhere; often associated with a near-inseparable couple that doesn't seem entirely happy.

"Tom and Jane are no fun to hang out with anymore, they've kind of turned into a sweatpants couple"

by SammyJB May 1, 2010

Sweetpants

A nickname given to only the closest and most highest ranking friends you have

Wow dude! you stoped a bullet for me! You Rock Sweetpants!

by Matt Benkarski October 16, 2008

sweetpants

An Interjection and Adjective. Almost inexpressably cool. Long for sweet, and sometimes shortened to just pants. A derivation of sweet in the pants, used by a small group of teenagers in CA.

"Finding these wicked $2 t-shirts is totally sweetpants."
"Sweetpants! I am having barrels of fun!"

by Stevie F September 22, 2008

shpants

Pants with zip-off bottoms. Can be worn as shorts or pants.

My shpants are so nice because I can take off the bottoms if I get too hot.

by CrimsonVoid January 14, 2008

sweatpants

worn to bed by some. continually ride up during the night, so when you wake up they are shorts...some prefer to do the ever so popular "drag leg" either way they are a pain.

"those fucking sweatpants!"

by s.r.r. January 29, 2008

sweatpants

guys who never wear pants other than sweatpants EVER. its like ok your not playing a sport or going to the gym, buy a pair of pants. its not like sweatpants are cheap either! ok we get it you didnt make the baseball team but get over it the coach isn't watching you anymore. they are also guys so obsesed over sports they dont notice their girlfriends' are waiting for ass.

GUY 1: so how are things with u and (girl) going?
SWEATPANTS: i dont really know if were going out anymore
GUY 2: did she break up with u?
SWEATPANTS: uh....i don't really know.....so did you see the game last night?

by suvug June 27, 2006