Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

Shanghai traffic jam

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.

John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.

by Shizdorm March 5, 2019

Slaughterhouse

Slaughterhouse is a level in Geometry dash built by icEDCaVe OG and verified by SpaceUK. This level has been teased and shown as long as 4 years ago, and as of 12.11.21 it is the hardest level in the whole game.

Bro did you hear about Slaughterhouse?
The place where animals are killed for food?
No! The hardest level in Geometry Dash.
Oh yea. SpaceUK is straight up insane.

by SHOTItt_ November 12, 2021

Shanghai Princess

a name given to a select few young women that come from Shanghai, China. Usually fashionably dressed, but extremely demanding and very high maintenance. Can often be seen in shopping malls in Shanghai in areas such as Nanjing Road, Huai Hai Road or Xujiahui. Usually accompanied by a tired-looking boyfriend who has spent all his money on her.

'Oh man, Cherry is definitely very hot, but she's a total Shanghai Princess. She'll spend all your salary in Gan Hui Plaza for sure'.

by ziccawei January 9, 2010

the man behind the slaughter

it's been so long since i have seen my son lost to this mother the man behing the slaughter

it's been so long
since i have seen my son
lost to this mother
the man behind the slaughter

by X-Æ-A-13 April 13, 2020

shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 6, 2004

Snaughling

Laughing so hard you snort. Then Laughing because you snorted. Then snorting because you're laughing.

Me: Hah. Poop.
You: *starts snaughling*

by modem7 September 3, 2013