When one continuously urinates for 45 seconds or longer, it is considered a "Big shaboozie." It is no longer a "pee" or "piss", which are for wussies.
"I just had a big shaboozie."
Juggz: I need to piss!
Charles: ...Is it gonna be a big shaboozie?
Juggz: Nooo Charles!
Juggz: I need to piss!
Charles: ...Is it gonna be a big shaboozie?
Juggz: Nooo Charles!
by M. P. January 2, 2008
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Sent via I.M. from my place employment to my wife's: "The boss is on a tirade today, and guess where I was standing when the shpoopit hit the fan?"
by Amado September 11, 2011
Get the shpoopit mug.A greasy rat tail hanging off of a red neck's head. When you look at it you vomit from disgust. The person that has the "shpookie" looks like a toothless salamander.
When I sat down on on the rickety roller coaster at the county fair and that greasy little redneck smiled at me with his missing front tooth and greasy rat-tail I said "man that's shpookie!!"
by booty247 May 27, 2019
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Get the shapoodin mug.When you accidentally wear the wrong dirty sock and your dehydrated baby soup is reconstituted inside your shoe as a result of friction and sweat. Some may even experience a "slip-and-slide" effect when there is enough ejaculate and sweat that the sock can no longer maintain traction within the shoe.
Dude, I think I pulled a shpoogie on myself.
From the sound of it, I think Dylan is walking on his shpoogies today.
Bro - I had a shpoogie so bad that my foot slipped and jammed my big toe into the front of my shoe. Literally ripped my fucking toenail off. Seriously, gnarly.
From the sound of it, I think Dylan is walking on his shpoogies today.
Bro - I had a shpoogie so bad that my foot slipped and jammed my big toe into the front of my shoe. Literally ripped my fucking toenail off. Seriously, gnarly.
by Rooskadoodle December 1, 2022
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2. The title of a vigorous fringe sport known only as Shpoople. Due to this, shpoople is also used with the meaning "Don't be sad/upset, it is only a game".
2. The title of a vigorous fringe sport known only as Shpoople. Due to this, shpoople is also used with the meaning "Don't be sad/upset, it is only a game".
by Lazaryck August 14, 2009
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