a person who exhibits any of the following traits:
- Always
sneaking around, yet not sneaky at all.
- Always "forget to mention" select part(s) of the story.
-
Unpredictable
- Probably
easy on the eyes
- Empty inbox at any given time.
- Has 2 cellphones, which are never left unattended.
- Probably won't cross you, but will if they have to.
- Fun to be around.
- Someone you always hear about but you've never actually seen.
- Notorious for texting people who are in the same room.
CAUTION: ULTERIOR MOTIVES LIKELY PRESENT