Seabiscuit

A *Seabiscuit* is high-spirited yet useless Jockey oriented worker at any and all horse stables.

Did anyone see *Seabiscuit*?

No, wasn't that a movie?

Yeah but it's our friend who comes to the stables each weekend when noones around to see and messes with the ponies

Oh, yeah that guy just peeves me but I'm to relaxed to bother reporting him

I would but I reckon he may actually have a clue about what he's doing

Both become friends with said useless and annoying Jockey type character

The end

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Seabiscuit Racecar

When u do a favor for someone when it's implied that u are gonna get a happy ending for ur good deed

Jared did a Seabiscuit Racecar for Angie ehe he moved her camp for her

by Whyte Dub May 10, 2023

seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.

At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.

by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019

sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 1, 2022