Mud Scud

A big long solid shit.

Percy went and launched a Mud Scud at work the dirty bastard

by wrong'un2109 October 13, 2008

Scud pack

The opposite of a kush pack, the scud pack. Kept on one's persons when planning to smoke kush in a public setting like a club, in case the vultures come to prey on your personal kush. The scud pack consists of small joints rolled with nothing but one's undesired leftovers, namely large stems, seeds, etc. To be distributed as needed to those who may bother you for smoking skunk.

I keep a scud pack right on me to feed the vultures coming for my kush pack.

by galunga June 16, 2016

Widdly Scuds

A phrase appended to the end of a semi-incoherent fast food order while in an altered state of mind. Spoken with an upward inflection as a question, its true meaning is usually unknown to both orderer and fast food worker.

Orderer: Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango, with bacon please, also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please. Widdly scuds?
Worker:widdly scuds?
Orderer......what?

by ontario April 5, 2010

Scud Jotter

Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.

My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.

by Razorcharlie March 9, 2015

scud book

adult mens magazine in scotland
aka nude book or jazz mag

gonnae no cum on ma scudbook it makes the pages stick the gether and a cannae read the interesting articles!!

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

scud deflectors

n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.

Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.

by T-Rent December 11, 2007

Dropping Scuds

The action of extruding a massive turd that resembles a Scud Missile.

I was dropping scuds.

The dog down the street is always dropping scuds in my garden.

by Sordon November 7, 2010