Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Anaheim scramble

Anaheim scramble: the act of putting avocado in your condom and then having sex.

Example:
I met this hot Latin girl at the club we had a lot to drink, so we went to my car and I gave her an Anaheim scramble.

by HarleyDFLSTC July 22, 2016

dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

last minute scramble

At the end of a frat party, etc. when everyone who isn't already hooking up frantically scrambles to find ANYBODY to go home with.

Wtf, that is the 4th hideous guy to come up to me in the past 5 minutes. What is this, the last minute scramble?

by Lalalauren174 June 2, 2011

Scramble

Dope cut with special ingredients in order to give you a better rush.

Damn dude...... That shit.... Man I gotta... get this shit more often.... ZZzzZzzZzzZz


(Scramble)

by th33nd0fy0u June 24, 2008

scrobble

What the fuck is a scrobble? A scrobble is a made up word meant to mean "listeners" or "replays" in the last.fm music streaming app. Why scrobbles? Nobody fucking knows. It's a scrobble damnit.

Jenny: "I just got fourteen scrobbles last week"
Jack: "What the fuck is a scrobble?"
Jenny: "Im famous, bitch."

by andrewball February 7, 2018