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The Scorpion

When a man before,during, or after sex takes his finger and fish hooks the females mouth, anus, or vagina pulling it towards his crotch region to insert his penis all while saying very loudly "GET OVER HERE" like scorpion from mortal kombat . This can be preformed with or without the female's consent This must be preformed while the female is conscious or else this would be classified as a "Creepy Crawler"
"Yo my friend almost gave his girl the scorpion after senior dress up day"

"i live in a giant bucket"
by Sketchy Steve December 31, 2007
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the scorpion

The scorpion is performed by two perpetrators on a victim: one perpetrator gives the victim a double titty twister from behind, causing the victim to instinctively arch his back. When this happens, the second perpetrator punches the victim in the ballsac.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to Jared?
Pete: Yeah, he got the scorpion!
by Wang Bandit June 27, 2008
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scorpions

a group of females that like to poke each others pussy (with clothes on) without pleasure
girl 1 & 2: *poke* girl 3: *moan* damn, why are you scorpions always poking me??
by Black Cracka April 24, 2010
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Scorpion

The act of going behind someone and taking your arm in between their legs and hitting them in the stomach with a pointed hand
Dude, I mad scorpioned that guy when he wasn't looking
by dtmcdooglehead February 24, 2015
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Scorpion

When your woman (or man) kicks up their right or left leg during sex or another intimate moment and it remains there. It either expresses extreme orgasmic joy or it means that you are rancid awful at sex.

Other names: Scorp, scian
"Dude, last night, I was so good my woman did a Scorpion."
"Man, you ain't that good, yo' gramma did a scorp for me."

"Last night, I was doin' "it" with my girl, and her leg kicks up."
"Dude. That's a Scorpion. It means your frikkin' bad at sex."
by analgator May 11, 2006
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Scorpion Lips

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!
by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011
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Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O
by ktbrister September 9, 2010
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