schluve

another word for love

Ben: Schluve you brother!
Josh: Schluve you too!

by Claire & Tori September 25, 2008

schlumpe

When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.

Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

by Dirty donkey puncher July 25, 2008

Schlopes

Pronounced "schlowpps". A slang term used to refer to ski slopes. Usage is favoured by those of an agricultural background in north west celtic europe (Ireland).

I was schiing down the schlopes hai at a fair auld lep
Jaysus, that was a fierce steep schlope boss

by shdunne February 13, 2012

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018

schluber

Slang name for a taxi (Uber) in Melbourne and Hobart

Hey boysie shall we get a schluber?

by Rollskins December 4, 2017

schuper-schweetly

How you ask for something if you want maximum chances of your prospective provider's feeling like accommodating you. Be a "schweetheart" and do this every time you request a favor from anyone.

A friend was plowing out the neighbor's driveway across the road from me, so I slogged over and asked him schuper-schweetly if afterwards he would please also do a single quick "sweep-through" of the road-shoulder by my mailbox to remove just enough of the deep snow-drift that the mail-carrier could reach the box (I'd installed an auxiliary extension-mailbox for the winter, so his plow could just pass right underneath the box). He readily agreed, and I thanked him warmly; it sure beat having to pay big bucks for a plow-truck to make a special trip up here and push the snow away from my box just so that I could receive my weekly junk mail!

by QuacksO March 6, 2019