An individual who partakes in 'myspace' trends, while obtaining mild obscurity fashion taste, and claiming to be unique, while hanging out with people that look exactly the same. Some modern day trends have de-evolutionized this idiocy to a new level and they are as follows:
br00tal names (i.e. HENRY HORROR, CHRIS CANNIBAL, DAVID MASSACRE)
tight pants; usually girl pants
slip-on shoes such as vans
the XS hoodie with a band that they don't even listen to but bought it at a show, cause it looked cool
posting on bulletins:
w4wing, pc4pc, s4s (whore 4 whore)(picture comment 4 picture comment) (sign 4 sign)
or some train called 'HORRIFIC PERFECTION' with pictures of people at their best angles.
Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Diamonds, Bats paraphernalia
Covering your face with as much hair as possible (To make yourself look a lot more attractive than you already are)
Having Drop Dead and/or Bring Me The Horizon on your Top Friends.
Going to shows and gossiping about other scenesters.
Usually wearing black band shirts.
Making a gang and telling everyone to post it on their myspace.
br00tal names (i.e. HENRY HORROR, CHRIS CANNIBAL, DAVID MASSACRE)
tight pants; usually girl pants
slip-on shoes such as vans
the XS hoodie with a band that they don't even listen to but bought it at a show, cause it looked cool
posting on bulletins:
w4wing, pc4pc, s4s (whore 4 whore)(picture comment 4 picture comment) (sign 4 sign)
or some train called 'HORRIFIC PERFECTION' with pictures of people at their best angles.
Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Diamonds, Bats paraphernalia
Covering your face with as much hair as possible (To make yourself look a lot more attractive than you already are)
Having Drop Dead and/or Bring Me The Horizon on your Top Friends.
Going to shows and gossiping about other scenesters.
Usually wearing black band shirts.
Making a gang and telling everyone to post it on their myspace.
Hector Horrid - Chris Contagious is soooo popular he has 4782462 friends.
Amanda Anesthetic - AND HE'S ON AP|VIP|DS|NP|OK!!!
Hector Horrid - He's a way better scenester than me. =
Amanda Anesthetic - AND HE'S ON AP|VIP|DS|NP|OK!!!
Hector Horrid - He's a way better scenester than me. =
by AlexanderEMPIRE December 23, 2007
An ex-scene kid who believes that they have grown up because they cut their hair, began wearing black, thick-framed glasses, and replaced their band tees with sweaters, but still dons the same beliefs, personality, and taste in music as before. A trend from 2012-2013 that is still currently ongoing. Scenesters are physically very close to the look of the "Hipster", but do not tend to have a hipster outlook on trends, music, etc.
Girl: My gosh, my ex cut off all his hair the other day claiming that scene kids are dead and it's time to grow up.
Friend: Oh my god, no way.
Girl: Little did he know I caught him listening to Blood on the Dance Floor the other day.
Friend: NO WAY!? What a scenester!
Girl: Yeah, you can change a scene kids clothes, but you can't change the scene kid.
Friend: Oh my god, no way.
Girl: Little did he know I caught him listening to Blood on the Dance Floor the other day.
Friend: NO WAY!? What a scenester!
Girl: Yeah, you can change a scene kids clothes, but you can't change the scene kid.
by The_Brimmy June 12, 2013
-A girl or guy
-black choppy hair dyed blonde red or neon in a random place
-septum ring
-plastic jewelry
-patterns
-retro/vintage
-biig sunglasses
-lotz of makeup
'The scene' is a controvesy among teens today. Most people are just jealous of these radd kidds.
Scenesters focus is fasion and a specific type of music (alternative, indie, rock, metal, etc.)
Scenesters go to shows a lott.
The Scene fashion consits of:
bows
little kid shirts
tight jeans
lots of makeup and plastic jewelry
for girls
and
thight band tees
drainpipe jeans
eyeliner
for guys
BANDANA!
-black choppy hair dyed blonde red or neon in a random place
-septum ring
-plastic jewelry
-patterns
-retro/vintage
-biig sunglasses
-lotz of makeup
'The scene' is a controvesy among teens today. Most people are just jealous of these radd kidds.
Scenesters focus is fasion and a specific type of music (alternative, indie, rock, metal, etc.)
Scenesters go to shows a lott.
The Scene fashion consits of:
bows
little kid shirts
tight jeans
lots of makeup and plastic jewelry
for girls
and
thight band tees
drainpipe jeans
eyeliner
for guys
BANDANA!
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: OMFG theres a RADD show tonight
bangxcore: shoot son you know imma be there
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: wat r U wearin
bangxcore: wtff cunt
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: to thee show
bangxcore: aww sorry i thot you wer a perv
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: aww i love u to you are so radd <3
bangxcore: u da 2nd coolest scenester eva <3
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: bitch go die kthxbai
bangxcore: shoot son you know imma be there
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: wat r U wearin
bangxcore: wtff cunt
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: to thee show
bangxcore: aww sorry i thot you wer a perv
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: aww i love u to you are so radd <3
bangxcore: u da 2nd coolest scenester eva <3
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: bitch go die kthxbai
by scenexcorefolife August 08, 2006
someone who follows what eveyrone else does. yes they mostly likely look like a carbon copy of whatever is populer..as greenday, or MCR.do not get confused witht he people that are actually into music, not just scratching the mainstream surface.
most common is black dyed hair. and the copying of other people's styles.
another eg. Ashley came ot school with dyed pink hair, not because she listened to a group with pink dyed hair, or because she was trying to fit in, but just becuase. A week after people saying OMG!whata wierd person for dying their hair! half of the school's girls have pink hair. this lasts a month or two..until girls stop redying their hair. (they are scenesters) menawhile ashley pops down to the drugstore and buys another dye kit (pink) just becuase
another eg. Ashley came ot school with dyed pink hair, not because she listened to a group with pink dyed hair, or because she was trying to fit in, but just becuase. A week after people saying OMG!whata wierd person for dying their hair! half of the school's girls have pink hair. this lasts a month or two..until girls stop redying their hair. (they are scenesters) menawhile ashley pops down to the drugstore and buys another dye kit (pink) just becuase
by wandering jackalope February 03, 2006
Any kid who would rather spend their Friday night on myspace whining to their friends about how they have nowhere to go or nothing to do.
Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them.
You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand.
Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy.
Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr".
Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there.
The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits.
In other words, what is emo?
...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair.
Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.
Typically found wearing whatever shitty trend that is current at the mo. Right now that would be taking pictures of themselves in different angles, even "cooler" if done in black and white. Also like polkadots, headbands, phrases like "guns that go bang bang", "Lyke you're so electrikk" and "I'M A DINOSAUR!". Claim to be "noncomformists" and of course they're just oh-so-unique, because almost every single one of their friends looks just like them.
You can't be scene without adding a second letter to the end of every word and bastardizing the ampersand.
Categorized by whoring the "¢¾" hearts at the end of every message and writing "cute" little comments at the end of their post. "Let's cut our hearts open and dance in the bloody mess." Like you would REALLY do that? Psh you don't have the balls to use a gun. Emo pussy.
Stereotypically, are known for their melancholy nature, like to cut to "emo music" which is really just a pathetic excuse for music, its only about the image and screaming into a microphone. Like to whine about their problems and make suicide threads when in reality their so called "problems" aren't really there; in fact, chances are they're a middle class white kid living in a suburban area, one FAR from the ghetto so NO they are NOT "gansturr".
Tend to form superficial, meaningless relationships and the cycle only starts over every time someone "breaks their porcelain, fragile little emo heart." They like to whine, cry, and sing about a breakup when in reality chances are the relationship was never really there.
The unofficial motto of emos seems to be "the more you look like me, the more EMO and scene you are. And we can be RAD that term was out by the 90s, you pussy. Stop living in the past. and have hot sex together." And then you'll be "the sex". Hahahahahah. Stupid shits.
In other words, what is emo?
...Ignorant little sheep that are easily controlled and possess greasy, black untaimed hair.
Its only a matter of WHEN this stupid trend will go out of style, but then the scenesters and emos will just evolve into something new to hate. You just can't win.
Ex 1: We're so scenester, and like emoxcore, kthxbye.
Ex 2: YOUR PIC ON YOUR MYSPACE IS UBER RAD X12345. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I HEART YOU. Shall we sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Stupid emo little pussys.
Ex 2: YOUR PIC ON YOUR MYSPACE IS UBER RAD X12345. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU BUT I HEART YOU. Shall we sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Stupid emo little pussys.
by Emo Stomper July 09, 2006
A scenester is a person who wishes to fit into a scene or subculture to feel good about themselves. They think making friends with, and acting like, the people in a particular scene will make them better/happier/cooler. It doesn't. They do not actually belong to the scene, because they do not follow the principles which built the scene. So all in all, a pretty shallow kind of person.
Scenester: my god i lyk xLUVx punk
Punk: so what're your politics?
Scenester: omgz, i dont do politics, i just lyk, sooo luv the scene, u kno?
Punk: *pushes headfirst into a bin*
Punk: so what're your politics?
Scenester: omgz, i dont do politics, i just lyk, sooo luv the scene, u kno?
Punk: *pushes headfirst into a bin*
by Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND February 08, 2008
obsessed with:
dinosaurs
narwhals (!!) keep insisting they are real.
bandanas
skinny jeans
converses
J Crew (maybe not J Crew...)
curly hair
'rawr'
rawr faces
ChAtxSpEaKx
lyke, forreal.
experimental film
making films about self
writing screenplays
making one's own clothes
thrift stores
is most likely a radio dj
or at least a music elitist
ties shoelaces around ankles
insists all of these characteristics are inherent
i'd say my work here is done.
dinosaurs
narwhals (!!) keep insisting they are real.
bandanas
skinny jeans
converses
J Crew (maybe not J Crew...)
curly hair
'rawr'
rawr faces
ChAtxSpEaKx
lyke, forreal.
experimental film
making films about self
writing screenplays
making one's own clothes
thrift stores
is most likely a radio dj
or at least a music elitist
ties shoelaces around ankles
insists all of these characteristics are inherent
i'd say my work here is done.
Scenester J: BuT lyke, I've liked narwhals since I was like two years old!!1!!!!1!1!!!one111!!1one!!1!!
by scenesterhomey March 06, 2008