national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

Reverse Samson

A sexual act that involves a man shaving a woman's head and then expanding her temple.

Q: Whoa! Did Delilah shave her head?

A: No, man. I gave her a Reverse Samson last night!

by SRSTD April 22, 2009

Samson Dinning

Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.

Samson Dinning jumped on me yesterday, what a drilla.

by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 03, 2022

Samson Dinning

No mates.

That kid has no mates 💀
Yeah I know! He’s such a Samson Dinning

by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 03, 2022

kai samson

usually a person with a huge pe- ehrmm. Sorry. Huge Personality.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear about what that kid did to the girl in gym who broke her ankle?
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG he’s such a kai samson

by Jonesy the Thiccc lord April 29, 2019

Samson Ta

A boy who is alone for almost all his life he is a sad one I would treat him better

Samson Ta is a lonely boy

by Loan Ta September 19, 2022

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)

A bald and ginger YouTuber who teaches English, He loves mushrooms and does them on a daily. He is completely against teaching students and talks about mushrooms instead.

Sir, can we please learn something?
Na don't interrupt my mushroom rant.

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)

by Robin Parmar October 03, 2023