Mr Sampson

(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.

"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"

by HHS words June 5, 2023

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evangeline erica sampson

the best person to live on the planet.

#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"

#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"

#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"

by Esler April 23, 2023

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Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017

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Floppy Sampson

When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.

Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."

by Mr paperstacks March 5, 2016

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Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭

“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”

by I’mLonelyButAtLeastIHaveMyDog June 11, 2018

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stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

by munting menace April 25, 2025

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