uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Uncle Sam’s club

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

by Munstadi June 10, 2018

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.

Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018

Uncle Sam's Army

Uncle Sam's Army is the nickname for the fans and supporters of the US Men's National Soccer Team. Prevealent at the World Cup, Gold Cup, and any US home game north of Virginia.

"Did you watch the game last weekend against Haiti? That was me beating the drum for Uncle Sam's Army"

by ZW June 21, 2006

Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

by Winclemo March 9, 2008

Classic Sam's 15 minute break

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?

Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.

by Classic Sam August 23, 2009