salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

Salwa'd

When someone hypes up/reccommends a movie which when watched is equivalent to getting punched in the face.

"Hey did you watch Jurassic world recommended by your sister?"
"Yeah bro, it was so stupid I can't believe I got salwa'd"

by MrXtreme989 September 22, 2018

Salarious

Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.

My family treats me like shit, salarious.

by Lefty Malone December 7, 2018

Salaryman

A Japanese wagecuck

A salaryman works long hours.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

Ankit Salaria

The person with this name is a big ASSHOLE ...he is always there for you to suck your dick he is an incredible person with no dick

He is a caring person and continues suckih 20 to 30 dicks daily....

Ankit Salaria

by Ankit Salaria November 25, 2021

Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.

Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.

Well done for taking the initial step of finding at Salary Planner.

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Sarwar

Sarwar is a name that usually used in east Asia and Middle East jn countries like Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Afghanistan, Iran and etc for men and women. The meaning of Sarwar is lord, boss, head man, leader, master. If u see someone that hir name was Sarwar and he was wearing all black don't bother him if u don't wanna get fucked, motherf*ker!

Nobody: Salaam Muhammad. Have u seen Sarwar? He hasn't been online in a minute.
Pezhman: He's prolly working on another great art.
Nobody: Bashe

by Sarwar June 1, 2019