sassafrassiest

A Sassafrassiest is someone who doesn't believe in a Christian God, and instead believes that old people hold the secrets to the meaning of life. Basically, it is the most important religion ever, for no good reason.

I visited the Sassafrassiest shrine last week and paid my respects. They had a picture of an old man cut out of a magazine.

by Sassy the Penguin November 10, 2008

Sassafrass

1. A smart ass.

2. Tyler Joseph

“Oh my god can you believe they said that?”

“I know, he’s being a total Sassafrass”

by faked.øut August 13, 2019

Sassafass

A type of cat who has a lot of sass

My Cat is being a sassafass today

by Carl Wheezertom June 8, 2020

Sasafras

A game played in public ( mall, supermarket,etc.) where you look for people you recognize from different places. Each person playing is awarded one point for every person they recognize. Two points may be awarded if you're ona first name basses with them. If you see a person you know you say sasafras out loud.

While we are at the mall we should play sasafrass.

by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021

Sassafras

To have attitude but use not slander but proper vast vocabulary to prove validation and point of attitude that will eventually lead into a debate

Cecily been having a sassafras approach all day! I hope she gets out of that mood.

by $milli$ December 23, 2021