Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018

Ross the Salad

To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole

Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad

by rossydear January 18, 2021

salade

(n) A game where you take object like a crushed pop can or a hacky sack, and you kick the object through the legs of another participant. The other players then yell "Salade" (pronounced "sal-lad" ) and kick the person until they reach "home" which can be a tree or a door or a wall, etc.

(Originally an East Toronto game from the mid 1980's, which is still played today. Usually is banned by the school after a student breaks their arm, leg, gets a collapsed lung, etc.)

I'm bored, find a can, let's play Salade!

by MoebiusStrip February 27, 2005

Salad Bag

The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.

by DurtyDan July 20, 2009

Polish Salad Bar

Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.

Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?

by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012

Nuff Salad

variation of "nuff said".

used to end a shit talking battle

Nukka- alex ur a little bitch

Good kid- kid u copy all my quotes nuff salad, hold the crutons

by Alex ZaBs April 11, 2010

Saladboy

i) Someone that often brings salad to work in a plastic lunch box. The salads can be any sort of regular salad like turkey salad for example and they can be dressed in any condiments such as mayonnaise and mustard mixed together.

ii) A prison bitch. Someone that is made to eat another inmates ass-hole on a regular basis i.e toss his salad.

Not Dave: What's that banging sound?

Dave: It's just me shaking my salad box to mix in the dressing.

Not Dave: You eat salad everyday don't you?

Dave: Yeah I do. I love eating that salad. Saladboy was my nickname in prison but it was for a different reason.

by Not-Paul November 17, 2009