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ryan and jamie cute couple

these people would be the cutest couple ever and i think he should ask her out because i know she really likes him... alot. in fact, she may be in love with him!
ryan and jamie cute couple for life. he should ask her out.
by iloveyouryan April 21, 2011
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Ryan De Jong

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!
OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!
by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018
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Ryan Kurt Johnson

Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)
Twitter: rkjohnsonbear08
Insta: rjcooldood90
Ryan Kurt Johnson socials
by ewgrosspeople08 June 1, 2021
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Jeffrey ryan

When a person masturbates onto his hotdog while watching any Brad Pitt movie then eats said hot dog.
"Hey Jon. You ever see fight club? I was watching it the other day and it was so good I had to jeffrey ryan"
by Tdurden December 11, 2014
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Private James Ryan

Private James Ryan drove into a church.
by Ryan Speir November 1, 2011
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Jake Ryan

A term used by women to describe the "perfect boyfriend." Refers to the character portrayed by Michael Schoeffling in the quintessential 1980's teen movie "Sixteen Candles". Women swoon over this idealized composite of the "perfect guy" but deep down know that one guy cannot possibly possess all of the qualities displayed onscreen by this actor: good looks, wealthy, courteous and respectful to privacy issues (as in where he picks up the "sex test" dropped by Molly Ringwald's character Samantha in which she reveals she wants to do 'it' with Jake; come on, most teen guys would be showing that thing off as a trophy and poor Samantha's psyche would be crushed.)

Only onscreen would a perfect-looking guy dump his super-sexy, shapely girlfriend for a skinny, gawky, freckled younger redheaded woman, who although smart, isn't exactly a head-turner. Yet women idealize Jake Ryan and all he stands for; for them he is their Holy Grail on two legs. Rich, kind, considerate, polite to parents, not a bully, even rescues her from a horrific wedding only to surprise her with a birthday cake for a birthday everyone forgot. Oh, and did I mention that he loves her as much as she loves him?

Thankfully for us there's movies...where we can lose ourselves in fantasy...if only for a while. Even my wife thinks that "Jake Ryan" is the perfect guy.....and that's ok. I always thought that the sister who was getting married in the film, Ginny Baker (played by Blanche Baker) was pretty hot....
Girl # 1: Oh my God! Look at him, he's so....so...
Girl # 2: He's totally Jake Ryan!
Girl # 1: Yes! (cries)
by Capt. Eric Finlander October 17, 2005
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James Ryan Annis

Moo-stang boi who says boop and always thinks he’s right.
You ever met James Ryan Annis? Yeah, he booped my nose.
by Austinhump October 1, 2020
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