Robocop

A girlfriend who is very controlling, calls you on the phone all the time just to see if you are doing something she doesn't like, and wants to go through all your belongings to look for trace elements of other females.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: dog, is that your girlfriend calling you again?
Person B: *sigh* yeah, she's been bitching at me for the past week!
Person A: man, you don't need that robocop!

EXAMPLE 2:
*ring ring*
Guy: Hello?
Girl: Hey, where the HELL have you been? You were supposed to be home an HOUR ago!!! If I smell any alcohol on you, it's over!!
Guy: Damn, I ain't need a Robocop anyways!
Girl: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??

by AJ Allen December 17, 2008

robocop

ejaculate semen into a bucket and invert it on to your lady friend's head

"Watch me Robocop that ho"

by DJ Gonz October 14, 2007

Robocop

A female in a relationship that constantly goes out of her way to find "dirt" on her boyfriend, by any means necessary. aka "patrolling". This female usually begins her search with the intentions of finding something negative so she can use it against the male during the argument that she inevitably starts. Coined by Kanye West in his 2008 single, "Robocop".

Ali (girlfriend): so you and Sarah look awful cozy in those pictures from this weekend that are on facebook
Tim (boyfriend): since when did you become a robocop?

by 305studios March 6, 2009

crank dat robocop

To have rough sex with a girl and have alot of stamina in doing so. Referencing "robocop" from the movie, this would suggest that the person in question is a "machine" in bed by "cranking dat robocop".
Even though robocop's manhood is constantly called into question, the saying rolls off the tongue quite nicely and sounds pretty kick-ass

"Then watch me crank dat robocop" - Souljah boy: Crank dat

I fully cranked dat robocop on this bitch last night, she couldn't walk straight the next day

by Kallum October 23, 2007

Robocop

Annoyingly paranoid/"overprotective" (euphemism) girl/lady friend thats always into her guys business. Generally leads to nothing-fights about other girls or friends that have no true relevance. Generally "patrols" myspace posts, facebook walls, unattended cell phones for evidence that her guy is talking with someone else, or he is up to anything else she doesnt know about.

"Man, she's screamin at me about some message Jessica left on my wall like 2 weeks ago. Jess lives 2000 miles aways man!"

"Man that robocop knows your facebook better than you do, better make sure you aint leavin your phone around her. be readin texts in no time..."

by tj_g December 16, 2008

robopong

a pong game containing shots of cough medicine with the chemical DXM instead of beer.

Man, I played robopong last night and tripped my ass off until I threw up all morning.

by skarph September 16, 2007

robophobe

The person who doesn't like robot, hate robot.

2020 is no place for robophobes.

by D3AdCa7 June 15, 2017