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Roadhoused

(verb.) The act of partying really hard, drinking whatever and closing the bar.
“Man, I Roadhoused so hard last night with Syd & Ashton. It’ll take me two days to recover.”
by Brad-Zilla May 22, 2021
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Kentucky Roadhouse

When you get a blumpkin in the KFC bathroom by a Swamp Donkey.
Sorry I was late, I was picking up Kentucky Roadhouse with Karen.
by KYdanman September 26, 2020
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Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out
Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?
by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019
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Texas Roadhouse Footjob

A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.

PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?

Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
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Texas Roadhouse Footjob

A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.

PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?

Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
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Logans roadhouse

A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now

Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?

Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.

Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.

Person1:(is aroused)
by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021
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Roadhoused

Drinking so much you feel like you got round housed the next day.
I drank so much yesterday I got roadhoused
by Jfinamore July 21, 2013
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