by xx_yungtrappalappa_xx February 27, 2024
Get the texas roadhouse footjobmug. A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024
Get the Texas Roadhouse Footjobmug. When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out
by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019
Get the Texas Roadhousemug. One difference between the flea market arrest and the movie roadhouse is that nobody in the flea market was drinking, or there to drink. Another difference is nobody was there to get rowdy or throw beer bottles.
Treating everything in life like a scene from roadhouse is going to get resistance, since not everything in life is a scene from roadhouse.
by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020
Get the Roadhousemug. by Brad-Zilla May 22, 2021
Get the Roadhousedmug. The act of face fucking your partner after a large dinner at Texas Roadhouse, after finishing in your partners throat, they throw up the remnants of the dinner and your cum onto your stomach.
“Hey did you get anywhere with Jessica last night? Yeah! She gave me the ol’ Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole!”
by WalkerIllinois March 28, 2025
Get the Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserolemug. When your girl is in the bathroom pooping and you kick down the door, sit on her lap, poop between her legs, and then roundhouse her in the jaw.
by Jeremy gaggliano April 11, 2024
Get the Roadhousemug.