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Bird ringer 

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.
We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.
Bird ringer by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021

Nigger Rigged 

Anything tied, wired, glued, or taped together. Also called janky.
My throttle cable snapped so I nigger rigged it back together.
Nigger Rigged by TUBYY GIRL March 7, 2007

Ringette 

Ringette! Its one of the best sports in the world! Its nothing like Hockey.. yes it is on ICE! but yet totally different! Its Faster then hockey! takes more skill then hockey! and is just better! :D There are many rules../pass over the blue lines/ No body checking/ can't go in the crease/ Only three aload past the ringette line form each team!/ Ect... Yes i know its not in the oylimpics.. thats just because it is not WORLDWIDE..(Yet)..but it still is a sport no matter what! A awesome on at that!

Ringette Girls Rock!
-If ringette were EASY they would call it Hokey!
-All i need is ringette!
-I am more then just a pretty face i PLAY Ringette!
Ringette by Ringette4Life March 20, 2009
unfair or fucked up in some sort of way that just makes you feel that someone or something is fucking around with you
1.dude, that's fucking rigged, i shot im like 4 times with the sniper rifle and he didnt fucking die.

2.My computer's rigged, it keeps crashing when I open a web page
Rigged by Carne Estrada February 12, 2009

jimmy rigged 

done or fixed half-assed
"man, our whole house is jimmy rigged. look, we have duct tape to fix the hole in the ceiling."
jimmy rigged by lauren August 30, 2003

ringer stinger 

a particularly painfull shit, as it leaves your anus ring stinging.
that curry i ate last night was too spicy, i took a ringer stinger this morning.
ringer stinger by leo July 30, 2003