When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”
by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

Cam: yo I just met young boy and he said I’m 4KT
Zeem: Yo you dick riding all over boul he don’t even know you!
Zeem: Yo you dick riding all over boul he don’t even know you!
by Zeembackdoor March 11, 2022

by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022

Dick Riding is when someone often to gain favor or attention from another person. It implies that the person is figuratively "riding" the metaphorical "dick" (a vulgar term for male genitalia) of the person they are supporting, indicating a lack of independence or genuine belief in what they are saying or doing.
by Nthics April 29, 2024

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties
by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022
