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Recession Growout

A Recession growout is when you wait a long time between hair salon visits due to the worsening economy, so your hair gets longer and unkempt.
News Reporter: Women are really cutting back on visits to the hair salon.

Girl: Yeah, instead of going to the salon every week I go once evry 3 weeks, I have what you call a Recession Growout.
by RushLife March 17, 2009
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Teenage Recession

The time lapse/phase of a teenagers year where everything is of boredom. e.g after exams, during the holidays.
Person 1: Man im sooo bored, nothing to do at ALL!
Person 2: Yeahh Teenage Recession...
by Rd..xD May 25, 2009
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infinite nerd recursion

The situation wherein a small group of nerds will tend to jump from tangent to tangent because each point gives other people new things they want to talk about.
"Okay, so my wizard will cast color spray on the three guards."

"Man, wizards are so overpowered"

"Wait till I get epic level and can teleport you into orbit of the planet. You can't get down unless you have some ability to fly"

"Wouldn't you just explode from the pressure"

"Actually, as long as you breath out, you can stay alive and conscious for a minute or so. And the people at spaceX have training for when this might happen"

"Man, I'm amazed that a privately funded space organization has gotten so far"

"It's what happens when you get a bunch of nerds together"

"And a lot of money"

"You don't need the money, one of my professors built a submarine with his friends"

"It must have been a pain in the ass to organize"

"Yeah, it's like herding cats, where one of them can weld really well!"

... this infinite nerd recursion can continue indefinitely ...
by Lab_Monkey December 14, 2010
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Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.
"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"
by arransc April 13, 2013
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reversipication

the act whereby a witty individual reverses the "p" and "f" sounds in conversation. this is guaranteed to make you friends.
Mrs. Gray: "How are you today?"
Merv: (looking defiant) "Piiiiiiine."
by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004
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Recession Bully

A boss who makes you do things that arnt normaly your job because he knows you wont quit.
Sam: Did he make you clean up after his dog again?

Tom: Yea, so much for self respect, he's such a recession bully.
by Malicieux April 9, 2009
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reversification

Reversification describes the process by which one takes all the school books out of another's back pack, turns the back pack inside out, puts the books back into the bag, and finally zips the bag up. It is usually done as a prank. Usually the word is screamed at the victim after the act.
guy 1: What the hell happened to my back pack?

guy 2: YOU JUST GOT REVERSIFIED!!!

guy 1: This is a minor inconvenience.

guy 3: Reversification is the process by which...
by kakalak12 November 24, 2010
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