when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.
Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!
by a babies goad May 4, 2017

(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.
Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus
See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls
Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus
See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls
Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.
Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.
Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.
Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.
Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.
by Pi Ups April 26, 2010

by Queefmasa732 January 26, 2025

When you realize what you're going to have to dinner. This usally is a miracle for everyone who hates cooking.
by BouncyRob November 25, 2023

And ye, the Lord said unto Jeremy “I got a blumpkin in a waffle house bathroom in Picayune, Mississippi by a middle-aged, slightly overweight, high school lunch attendant named Miss Rose.”
by carmensandigayoh February 21, 2024

The feeling of being tired after a long session of playing the game FIre Emblem Fates: Revelations on Lunatic Difficulty.
You do not have to be physically tired, but the amount of energy it takes to complete a map in Fire Emblem Fates: Revelations on Lunatic Difficulty will make you feel like you haven't slept since the release of Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones.
You do not have to be physically tired, but the amount of energy it takes to complete a map in Fire Emblem Fates: Revelations on Lunatic Difficulty will make you feel like you haven't slept since the release of Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones.
by ArmaineForce January 2, 2023

by linecasted February 25, 2023
